Former aides and advisers to Gray Davis are planning a 70th birthday celebration and roast in the former governor’s honor for Nov. 14 at the California History Museum in Sacramento.
A roast. Of Gray Davis. The mind fairly reels with possibilities.
To commemorate the governor’s tenure, they should brown out the lights several times during the party. Or make it a casino night, so you have to pay to play. Or have a dance contest, in which people will be judged solely on their ability to do the robot.
In related news, the remake of “Total Recall” opens this Friday.
(C’mon, readers, help me out here with your own ideas.)