Harry Reid has imaginary friends.

“I done told the world, can’t get pregnant a girl
Who’s been raped, no doubt ’cause of clothes she’d donned
She probably let him in, no problem she’ll begin
To shut it down so nothin’ in there’s spawned

“I caused some alarm, sounded like the funny farm.
OK! So my choice of words was poor
Such sushing from the lips about my bonehead quips
Now party bosses don’t know me no more.”

He ain’t very smart, so Akin’s claim: brain fart
He says critics misunderstand
But they know he ain’t smart, and Akin’s claim: brain fart
Don’t sell well in sanity land

Euw!

“All should become ma’s even if raped by pa’s
Besides, no one forced ’em to spread their legs
If she wears a short shift, result must be short shrift
Because women after men are God’s dregs

“So now I ask you, please, forgive me, like a sneeze
It came in an involuntary way
So please don’t criticize my poor choice of words guys
God forgave me, so why won’t you today”?

Ain’t ingrained with smarts, so Akin’s brain departs
Six terms?! That’s hard understand
Cuz Akin ain’t too smart, can’t make dim bane depart
His bosses who now want him banned

Euw!!