Dems put forth budget,
Tax hikes make GOP mad.
What will Arnold do?
FISA changes pass
With votes from DiFi, Barack;
Fourth Amendment weeps.
Dems give Perata
a quarter mil for defense.
Will ‘The Don’ face charges soon?
Jesse Jackson speaks
unkindly of Obama,
eats crow for breakfast.
Posted on Thursday, July 10th, 2008
Under: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Assembly, Barack Obama, California State Senate, Civil liberties, Dianne Feinstein, Don Perata, Elections, U.S. Senate, haiku | No Comments »
Hayashi votes not,
yet her light goes on and off.
‘Ghost voting’ scares me.
Ted Strickland says no
to vice-presidential nod,
yes to “cornhole tour.”
Feinstein hosted meet
for former Dem opponents.
“No blood on couch, please.”
Knowing bad b-ball
doth not a president make.
Hear me, Ralph Nader?
Posted on Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
Under: Assembly, Barack Obama, Dianne Feinstein, Hillary Clinton, Mary Hayashi, Ralph Nader, haiku | 1 Comment »
Perata can’t pick
between successors, backs both.
Vote Lonma Chancock!
DNC decides
to seat delegates in half.
Clinton’s goose is cooked.
Still McNerney waits,
his superdelegate vote
so soon safely moot.
Schwarzenegger comes
to Oakland to flog budget.
Dellums begs for cops.
Posted on Monday, June 2nd, 2008
Under: Arnold Schwarzenegger, California State Senate, Don Perata, Elections, Hillary Clinton, Jerry McNerney, Loni Hancock, Oakland, Ron Dellums, Wilma Chan, haiku | 3 Comments »
McClellan pans Bush,
a book we all saw coming.
Yet Karl Rove is shocked.
McCain banks more cash
both in Reno and SoCal –
none for GI bill?
Barack said Auschwitz
but really meant Buchenwald
A gaffe? Do we care?
Gay marriage starts soon
unless court stays its own hand.
Must we cast votes first?
C’mon, everybody – five syllables, then seven, then five (yes, I know that’s oversimplified, but I don’t speak Japanese). Bring it on!
Posted on Thursday, May 29th, 2008
Under: Barack Obama, Elections, John McCain, President Bush, haiku, same-sex marriage | 4 Comments »