As a father, I can safely tell you there’s nothing I’d like less as a Father’s Day gift than a piece of presidential campaign swag.
That said, there’s some mildly amusing stuff going on some of the candidates’ online stores.
For example, U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., has some of the usual bumperstickers, buttons, mugs and apparel, but he also has a certain $45 shirt available in red, white or blue (of course). A polo shirt.
A Marco Polo shirt.
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s store is rocking the “Pant Suit Lapel Pin” for $15, the “A Woman’s Place is in the White House” throw pillow for $55, and the “Yaaas, Hillary!” t-shirt for $30.
But U.S. Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., seems to be winning the merchandising war by making good use of his reputation as a crusader against government surveillance programs. One of the t-shirts you can buy for $18 – one of four chosen from 160 submitted in a t-shirt contest – reads “The NSA knows I bought this Rand Paul tshirt.”
Or, for $15 you can have the “NSA Spy Cam Blocker,” a little Paul-logoed doohickey that fits over your computer’s webcam lens.
“That little front facing camera on your laptop or tablet can be a window for the world to see you – whether you know it or not!” the campaign says. “Stop hackers and the NSA with this simple camera blocker. Safe and practical.”
And the Paul campaign also would be happy to sell you “Hillary’s Hard Drive” for $99.95.
“CLEARANCE SALE! You’ve read about it on the news, now you can get one for yourself,” the pitch goes. “Hillary’s Hard Drive. 100% genuine erased clean email server. Buyer beware, this product has had heavy use and it currently is no longer working, but that doesn’t mean it’s not valuable to someone. Anyone? Limited edition. We have 80 of these and when they’re gone, they’re gone forever.”
Heh. But all of it invariably makes me think of…