((UPDATE)) Diamond Monkey, you are #2,008. Email me at email@example.com if you want your prize. If I don’t hear from you, I’m offering it to the former paperboy.
Yay, we’re nearing our 2,000th comment. To celebrate, we’re going to give away this vintage, baby blue Argus/Fremont Festival of the Arts shirt to whoever makes the 2,008th approved comment.
The last couple of times we did this, we had winners reject offers of a Celebrate Fremont wine glass and fresh baked brownies. But, if you’re a size medium, you won’t want to pass this up this shirt. The former owner worked very hard in getting out some red sauce stains.