No Family Friday water slides today. No lazy river. No opportunity for me to see if there really is a bikini clad barista in Warm Springs.

This is turning into a bad day.

But the water park is scheduled to re-open tomorrow for those who don’t want to join the hoardes perusing isles of wind chimes, Navajo-ish jewelery and Hallmark wood carvings.

Or, for the two Fremont residents into outsider art (you know who you are), there’s this thing happening Saturday and Sunday.