Robber gets a belt, victim gets a welt:

It must have been a slow weekend. The only crime listed is a robbery outside FoodMaxx. A slightly drunk man was standing outside the discount supermarket when another guy came up to him and socked him one. The puncher ran off with the victim’s bag. I don’t know what a robber would expect to find in a bag carried by a drunk guy standing outside FoodMaxx. Maybe beer? In this case it was nothing more than t-shirt and a belt.

From the wire:

A Fremont data storage company is worth quite a lot of moolah.