On Tuesday night Oliveira Elementary School will honor students who did well on the STAR standardized tests.
Students who scored proficient or advanced will get certificates.
Students whose scores jumped two or more levels or who scored at least 600 will get trophies.
And students who didn’t do well will be publicly cursed by real estate agents for not helping prop up home values.
Just kidding about the last one, but this event is no joke.
Oliveira has honored their top test takers for the last four years, and the event is so big, they have to hold it at American High School. Even the new superintendent, Jim Morris, will be there at 7 p.m. tomorrow.