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Susoev changes name in advance of mayoral bid

By Matt Artz
Friday, April 1st, 2011 at 9:23 am in Uncategorized.

susoevLinda Susoev announced Friday that her fifth run for mayor in 2012 will come with a twist. Fremont’s perennial candidate has changed her name to Chitra Chiu.

Susoev has been a fixture in Fremont politics for more than two decades, but her support has dwindled in recent elections. She placed ninth out of 10 City Council candidates last year, nearly six hundred votes behind her more temperamental South Asian alter ego, Fazlur Khan.

Susoev has won her share of votes over the years as a homegrown protest against the status quo. But the city’s growing Chinese and Indian populations have started supplying their own somewhat zany outsider  candidates, the most successful of which, Steve Cho, actually won elected office in 2000 and 2004.

Whether Susoev’s name change is enough to steer some of those votes back her way could help determine the 2012 mayor’s race.

City Councilmember Bill Harrison, who unofficially declared his candidacy 25 years ago during the Hulk Hogan vs. King Kong Bundy match at WrestleMania II, already has started wooing Asian voters.

He enrolled his younger son in a Mandarin immersion program this year and arranged for his older son to be married to the daughter of a modestly successful accountant in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. “Exactly,” he said over and over again.

Anu Natarajan, another likely mayoral candidate, was too busy rewriting Fremont’s general plan, and designing its future fine arts center to talk about Susoev.

Mayor Bob Wasserman seemed slightly confused when told about Susoev’s name change. “Isn’t she Korean?” he asked. “Oh, wait, that was Kathy McDonald. I get all the women ones mixed up sometimes.”

Susoev is actually the second Fremont politician to file for a name change. After finishing a distant seventh in the 1962 council race, Von Riddle changed his name to William Van Doorn and triumphed in 1964.

“I told him that going from German to Dutch would boost his vote between 6.72 percent, and 6.74 percent” Former Mayor Gus Morrison said. “He was smart; he listened to me.”

Susoev said she nearly changed her name once before for political gain. In 2002, when Fremont’s first family was at the height of their power, she filled out, but never filed paperwork changing her last name to Dutra.

“No one would have believed it,” she said. “I’m too tall.”

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  • Bruce

    Matt: This one is worthy of The Onion!

  • Sam

    April Fools!

  • http://fcnisbacon.wordpress.com/2010/11/03/parting-gifts-for-election-losers/ Marty

    Ha Ha, an instant classic.

  • Watchdog

    It will be hard to beat Singh N. Bahrain

  • Watchdog

    My mistake….Singh N. N. Bahrain

  • charlie C

    Vincetta Sausage…

  • Tony Irvington

    awwwww Mannnn! You got me!

  • Californiaguy

    Give Her a break. She is mentally disabled. She causes no one any harm!

  • http://fcnisbacon.wordpress.com/ Marty

    Californiaguy, if of all people you are going to make fun of the mentally disabled, you should have done it on April 1. Then at least the rest of us could have found the humor in the irony.

  • Kevin Crossman

    I didn’t read this until after April 1st, and it took me until about halfway through the article to realize it was a joke (just like Suseov’s candidacy, bat-ah dum!). Great work Matt!