No fair!
By Matt Artz
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011 at 11:03 am in Uncategorized.
Little known fact about me is that I’ve been volunteering once a week in the early morning hours at a Tri-City area Middle School for much of the last three years.
School’s out, and the teacher I work with gave me a present for my troubles. It’s a gift card … to this place.
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June 22nd, 2011 at 2:13 pm
I thought it was gonna be a gift certificate for the bikini barista stand.
Thanks, Matt, for your fine volunteer work.
June 22nd, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Exchange it for Applebees and stop Bee Eye Tea Sea Atch -ing.
June 22nd, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Now that’s funny – I love little pinches of humor like that – highly recommend the fettuccine Alfredo!! LOL
June 22nd, 2011 at 4:23 pm
I thought you would be happy, considering you have been complaining that everything turns in to a vegetarian indian restaurant.
made me laugh…;-)
June 22nd, 2011 at 5:44 pm
From Leno last week: Al-Qaida is not what it used to be. Instead of 70 virgins, martyrs now get a gift certificate to Olive Garden.
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:32 am
I recommend a few Jack and Cokes at the bar. And they can be had without the hour wait.
June 23rd, 2011 at 11:24 am
I’ve heard you can use that at any Darden restaurant here:
http://www.darden.com/restaurants/