From the cops:

It seems like this should be a biblical prohibition against this: On Lincoln Street, a man took an axe to his brother’s car. Mercifully, the brother was not taken outside the gates of the city, judged by his elders and stoned to death. He was arrested.

The owner of a house on Thornton Boulevard undergoing renovations returned home to find that a squatter had moved in. Police moved out the squatter.

From the wire:
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