Fremont News of the Day

From the cops:

A young man whizzed by a woman on his bike with his member fully exposed. The female gave police a detailed description, and they found him at a nearby school.

Maybe it was the booze, but a hit and run suspect returned to the scene of the accident on Easterday Way a little too early. Officers were still on the scene when he returned to pick up some debris from the accident. Officers arrested him the hit-and-run  and for driving under the influence.

From the the traffic dept.
After Niles residents fought and won delays to Caltrans plans to widen Niles Canyon Road, Caltrans has struck back. The state transportation agency is closing the entrance to Niles Boulevard (at Mission) from 7 p.m. Saturday to 1 p.m. Sunday. It’s part of the Mission Boulevard repair project. Niles residents are expected to pass the time by talking about trains, watching silent movies, shopping at Needle To the Grove Groove, and tooting their own horns.

Matt Artz