Fremont News of the Day

From the cops:

A fisherman won’t be able to eat his catch from Lake Elizabeth. As the fisherman was handling his fish, another man, perhaps celebrating the end of World Vegan Week, gave him a shove and threw the fish back in the lake. It must have been quite a shove; cops are treating it as a battery. 

A maintenance worker at the Nordstrom Rack was caught stealing $2,000 worth of merchansidse. The crook apparently had beed stealling stuff for quite some time.

Matt Artz