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OK, I know this doesn’t jibe with the spirit of the show, but can we just cut to the chase and drop all of the male singers from “American Idol” right now?
After two nights of Top 24 performances, it wasn’t even close. The girls — led by a handful of standouts — so thoroughly waxed the guys that it was almost embarrassing. And what was so remarkable about this throw-down was that it was the girls who had the most, um, shall we say … guts.
Yes, on Tuesday, the male singers were boring, soft, bland, safe and pretty much wussy-like. But on Wednesday, the top female performers — LaKisha Jones, Stephanie Hall, Sabrina Sloan, Jordin Sparks, and Melinda Doolittle — were bold, powerful and absolutely fearless as they rocked the house.
Actually, I missed the Tuesday night “Idol” as we were returning from a Disneyland visit (I apologize for the lack of a morning recap). But via a quick TiVo cram session, I caught up Wednesday evening and seeing the two performance nights back-to-back like that made the differences even more startling.
Wednesday’s show rekindled memories of a couple seasons ago when we had the three divas — Fantasia, La Toya London and Jennifer Hudson — earning raves. Only now, we’ve got five, maybe even six, women who could be real factors.
And it was Jones, who threw down the gauntlet. She had the amazing audacity to end the show with “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going,” the song that could help win Hudson an Oscar this weekend. And she nailed it, commanding the stage like a seasoned pro. Randy Jackson blurted, “Jennifer Hudson, watch out!” Even Simon Cowell heaped on the praise. “I’m very tempted to say to 23 people, book your plane ticket home,” he said. “That was in a whole different league.”
Stephanie Edwards started the night almost as as strongly as Jones finished it, wowing the judges with a rendition of “How Come You Don’t Call Me Anymore” that reeked of charisma and vitality. “You were a million times better than any performance we saw last night,” Simon gushed. A few performances later, Sabrina Sloan was even better, knocking it out of the park with a sultry version of “I Never Loved A Man (The Way I Love You).”
But they weren’t the only ones making a strong first impression. Jordin Sparks lit a fire with “Give Me One Reason” and Melinda Doolitle did a lot with “Since You’ve Been Gone.” Keep an eye on those two. Gina Glockson didn’t earn quite as much praise for “All By Myself,” but her powerful voice indicates that she might be someone who improves as the competition unfolds.
Of course, not all the women performed brilliantly. Amy Krebs, Antonella Barba and Alaina Alexander, in particular, failed to impress the judges, turning in bland and uninspiring numbers. Two of the three might be gone by tonight.
Meanwhile, the boys better man up — and quickly — or they’re going to get blown off the stage.