The TV Freak lives to serve. It’s part of the TV Freak code. And so we’ve hunted and gathered the various network premiere dates and put them right here in one convenient place for you. Feel free to print them out or refer back to this site. They’ll be here for you.

Just one word of warning: The networks are notorious for making pre-season alterations to the schedule. We’ll do our best to keep up with them and reflect the changes as they happen.

Saturday, Sept. 8
8 p.m “Cops” FOX
8:30 p.m. “Cops” FOX
9 p.m. “America’s Most Wanted: America Fights Back” FOX
Sunday, Sept. 9
7 p.m. “Football Night in America” NBC
8:15 p.m. “Sunday Night Football” NBC
Tuesday, Sept. 11
8 p.m. “The Biggest Loser” (two hours) NBC
Thursday, Sept. 13
Friday, Sept. 14
9 p.m. “Nashville” FOX
Monday, Sept. 17
8 p.m. “Prison Break” FOX
9 p.m. “K-Ville” FOX
Tuesday, Sept. 18
8 p.m. “Beauty and the Geek” (new timeslot; two hours)
Wednesday, Sept. 19
8 p.m. “Kid Nation” CBS
8 p.m. “Back To You” FOX
8 p.m. “America’s Next Top Model” CW (two hours)
8:30 p.m. “‘Til Death” FOX
9 p.m. “Kitchen Nightmares” FOX
9 p.m. “Gossip Girl” CW
Thursday, Sept. 20
8 p.m. “Survivor: China” CBS
Friday, Sept. 21
8 p.m. “Friday Night Smackdown!”
Sunday, Sept. 23
7 p.m. “60 Minutes” CBS
7 p.m. “CW Now” CW
7:30 p.m. “Online Nation” CW
8 p.m. “The Simpsons” FOX
8:30 p.m. “King of the Hill” FOX
9 p.m. “Cold Case” CBS
9 p.m. “Family Guy” (one-hour) FOX
10 p.m. “Shark” CBS
Monday, Sept. 24
8 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars” (90 minutes) ABC
8 p.m. “How I Met Your Mother” CBS
8 p.m. “Chuck” NBC
8:30 p.m. “The Big Bang Theory” CBS
9 p.m. “Two and a Half Men” CBS
9 p.m. “Heroes” NBC
9:30 p.m. “The Bachelor” ABC
9:30 “Rules of Engagement” CBS
10 p.m. “CSI: Miami” CBS
10 p.m. “Journeyman” NBC
Tuesday, Sept. 25
8 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars” (performance show) ABC
8 p.m. “NCIS” CBS
8 p.m. “Bones” FOX
9 p.m. “The Unit” CBS
9 p.m. “Reaper” CW
9 p.m. “House” FOX
9:30 p.m. “Boston Legal” (90-minute opener)
9:30 p.m. “The Singing Bee” NBC
10 p.m. “Cane” CBS
10 p.m. “Law & Order: SVU” NBC
Wednesday, Sept. 26
8 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars” results show (special day and time) ABC
8 p.m. “Deal or No Deal” NBC
9 p.m. “Private Practice” ABC
9 p.m. “Criminal Minds” CBS
9 p.m. “Bionic Woman” NBC
10 p.m. “Dirty Sexy Money” ABC
10 p.m. “CSI: NY” CBS
10 p.m. “Life” NBC
Thursday, Sept. 27
8 p.m. “Ugly Betty” ABC
8 p.m. “Smallville” CW
8 p.m. “My Name Is Earl” NBC
9 p.m. “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” CBS
9 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy” ABC
9 p.m. “The Office” NBC
10 p.m. “ER” NBC
10 p.m. “Without a Trace” CBS
10 p.m. “Big Shots” ABC
Friday, Sept. 28
8 p.m. “Ghost Whisperer” CBS
8 p.m. “Deal or No Deal” (new timeslot) NBC
9 p.m. “Moonlight” CBS
9 p.m. “Las Vegas” (two hours) NBC
10 p.m. “Numb3rs” CBS
Saturday, Sept. 29
10 p.m. “48 Hours Mystery” CBS
Sunday, Sept. 30
7 p.m. “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” (two hours) ABC
9 p.m. “Desperate Housewives” ABC
9:30 p.m. “American Dad” FOX
10 p.m. “Brothers & Sisters” ABC
Monday, Oct. 1
8 p.m. “Everybody Hates Chris” CW
8:30 p.m. “Aliens in America” CW
9 p.m. “Girlfriends” CW
9:30 p.m. “The Game” CW
Tuesday, Oct. 2
8 p.m. “Cavemen” ABC
8:30 p.m. “Carpoolers” ABC
9 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars” results (regular day and time) ABC
Wednesday, Oct. 3
8 p.m. “Pushing Daisies” ABC
Thursday, Oct. 4
8:30 p.m. “30 Rock” NBC
9 p.m. “Supernatural” CW
Friday, Oct. 5
9 p.m. “Friday Night Lights” (new timeslot) NBC
Sunday, Oct. 7
7 p.m. “America’s Funniest Home Videos” ABC
8 p.m. “Life Is Wild” CW
Friday, Oct. 12
8 p.m. “20/20″ (new timeslot) ABC
9 p.m. “Women’s Murder Club” ABC
10 p.m. “Men in Trees” (new timeslot) ABC
Monday, Oct. 15
9:30 p.m. “Samantha Who?” ABC
Thursday, Oct. 18
10 p.m. “Viva Laughlin” (special preview) CBS
Friday, Oct. 19
8 p.m. “The Next Great American Band” FOX
Sunday, Oct. 21
8 p.m. “Viva Laughlin” (time period premiere) CBS
Thursday, Oct. 25
9:30 p.m. “Scrubs” NBC
Tuesday, Nov. 27
10 p.m. “Cashmere Mafia” (moves to 9 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 4) ABC

For those of us with a morbid sense of humor, it’s always fun to try and guess which new show will be the first to die.This year, it’s not quite as challenging because Fox launched its new fall wares way ahead of the pack, so we’ve already had a chance to spot a few weak performers, such as “Happy Hour” and “Justice,” which have been pulled from the schedule (but not as of yet officially cancelled).

Still, the Website for Bravo’s “Brilliant But Cancelled” has been polling readers on what show they think will be the first to go and we’ve got a story on it in today’s TimeOut.

We’ve held “Cancellation Pool” contests through my column in past years, but I refrained this time around because of the Fox early-launch decision. Still, if you want to venture a guess on what show will be the first to die — or just vent your disgust with any of the new shows — please don’t hesitate to do so. Here at the Freak House, all rants are heartily welcomed..

So what do you think of the new TV season so far? Have you seen “Studio 60″? Do the shows rock — or blow? Or have you even had a chance to sort through them yet? (I know my poor TiVo is already stressed out).

This is avalanche time in the season. Just when you’ve gotten through one new show, another one or two (or five) is following close behind. In today’s TimeOut we’ve got reviews of “Shark” and “Six Degrees.” The former is a legal procedural starring James Woods and the latter is an offbeat drama about personal interconnections from J.J. Abrams’ production company. They both debut on Thursday.

Also in TimeOut today: A fun little graphic in which we match up “Grey’s Anatomy” and “CSI,” the shows that will form a clash of the TV titans on Thursday nights this season. (And did you hear Fox is thinking about airing “American Idol” on Thursdays in January?) Oh man, what a bloodbath that could be.

Well, I’ll let you get back to your TV-viewing. Keep in mind that there’s still time to play our trivia game. We have no takers so far on the “Mary Tyler Moore” question. What, have I finally stumped you?