Can’t wait for The Sims 3 to make all 196 of your expansions obsolete on Feb. 20? Well good news! You can preorder now, over four months in advance! And you can spend an extra $10 on the requisite Collector’s Edition, featuring the following amazing items:

– The Sims 3 Game for PC

– The Sims Plumbob USB Drive with matching Green Carabiner

– Exclusive In-Game European-Styled Sports Car

– Tips and hints guide

– The Sims 3 Plumbob Stickers

The plumbob, by the way, is that green thing over their heads.

Is it just me or is four months a little excessive for a preorder lead time? That’s a full third of a year. I mean, I’m still playing Spore and waiting for Fallout and they’re already pushing Sims 3 on me? Can I preorder Sims 4 too?