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B. Diddy and Teri Hatcher?

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I never believe the tabloids. Not that I don’t believe them really, I just don’t invest the energy in caring whether they’re true or not. But I’ve been told it’s true and I believe it. Baron and the skinniest of the Desperate Housewives are an item.
They met at Tony Parker’s wedding. Supposedly, the Spurs point guard hooked them up. I didn’t know Tony and Baron were cool like that, but I’m not surprised.

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Does it matter? Of course not. They might even be done with by now. I just think it’s kind of cool.
Will Teri be showing up at Warriors games now?
When the Warriors get nationally televised games, will there be a camera focused on Teri and not the game?
When the Spurs play the Warriors at the Oracle, will she sit next to Eva with six body guards surrounding them, causing a scene?

Just messin’ around. Either way, it’s a good deal for both parties. Teri Hatcher gets to feel young again. Baron gets linked with a genuine celebrity figure, which comes with tabloid time, red carpet interviews and maybe a segment on Oprah. You see what it’s done for Tony Parker. Who’s more marketable than him right now? Anyone who knows Baron knows that he’s setting up a post-hoop career in Hollywood, more than likely behind the scenes.
By the way, he made an appearance on the ABC show “Lincoln Heights” playing himself. Maybe he’s practicing for an appearance on “Desperate Housewives.” I’m sure B. Diddy wouldn’t mind having Susan and Edie fighting over him.

Marcus Thompson

  • SK

    ummmm marcus, i’m sorry to be the one to break this to you, but edie died in the last season finale. LOL…

  • Marcus Thompson

    What???? I am waiting on the last season from Netflix. Thanks for spoiling it for me, SK!

  • zgreat

    Marcus, I guess it’s safe to say that you won’t be taking Chuck Barney’s job anytime soon. LOL

  • JustPuked

    Don’t worry Marcus, Edie survives and joins Allison on Private Practice where together they double date Sean and Julian on Nip/Tuck and perform plastic surgery on the cast of Laguna Hills so they can become contestants of America’s Next Supermodel and eventually get a spot on the special Dancing with the Stars Reunion episode where Teri Hatcher has to choose between dance partners Howie Long or B-Diddy and Nicollette Sheridan has to choose between dance partners Michael Bolton or Terrell Owens. Jerry Rice is on record as saying he’d win…

  • itsagreattimeout

    Whooooo cares…
    Isn’t she a little old for him?
    He can do better.

  • Andrew Rosenblum

    I had a crush on Teri Hatcher when I was in high-school due to her brilliant acting — actually she was really quite funny and oh so sexy — in the underrated Hollywood satire “The Big Picture,” directed by Christopher Guest and starring Kevin Bacon.

    But that was a looong time ago — like 1989. Baron was only 10 years old at the time! I guess May-December is the new thing in Hollywood these days. Thanks Demi Moore.